Peptide Arcana
Epitalon: A four-amino-acid pineal peptide sold for longevity, meant to activate telomerase, the enzyme that rebuilds chromosome tips.

The High Priestess

Epitalon

Not FDA approvedBrain and sleep

How it works

A four-amino-acid pineal peptide sold for longevity, meant to activate telomerase, the enzyme that rebuilds chromosome tips.

What it's made of

4 amino acids (AEDG), designed in Saint Petersburg from an extract of calf pineal gland.

What it's for

Prescribed for
In no known country, for synthetic epitalon.
Sold as
“The longevity peptide”: it lengthens telomeres and improves sleep.

Educational satire, not medical advice.